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{"fact":"The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.","length":222}
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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
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