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Uffelte is a village in the Dutch province of Drenthe. It is a part of the municipality of Westerveld, and lies about 15Â km west of Hoogeveen.
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Christmas with McGriff is an album of christmas music by organist Jimmy McGriff recorded and released by Sue Records in 1963. It charted for one week peaking at #30 on Billboard's Christmas Record Album chart on December 26, 1964.
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