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The Squirrely Years Revisited is a studio album by American industrial metal band Ministry, released on March 28, 2025 by Cleopatra Records. It contains re-recorded songs from the band's synth-pop era, including the song \"Everyday Is Halloween\", four songs from With Sympathy and three from Twitch. A music video for the reworked \"Everyday is Halloween\" was released on YouTube on March 31, 2025.
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Flavius Marion Gibson Sr. was a Texas legislator who served in the Texas Senate for district 3 representing Fannin County and Bonham County. He was a member of the Democratic Party.
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