{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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