{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}