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Brownwood Coliseum is a 4,000 seat multi-purpose arena in Brownwood, Texas, United States. Built in 1963, it is the home of the Howard Payne University Yellow Jackets basketball and volleyball teams.
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Marine Light Attack Helicopter Squadron 267 (HMLA-267) is a United States Marine Corps helicopter squadron consisting of Bell AH-1Z Viper attack helicopters and Bell UH-1Y Venom utility helicopters. Nicknamed the \"Stingers\", the squadron is based at Marine Corps Air Station Camp Pendleton in California, and falls under the command of Marine Aircraft Group 39 (MAG-39) and the 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing.
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