{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}
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Sak Kʼukʼ also known as Muwaan Mat, Lady Sak Kʼukʼ and Lady Beastie, was queen of the Maya city-state of Palenque. She acceded to the throne in October, 612 and ruled until 615.
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?","punchline":"Because DEC 25 = OCT 31","id":382}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you get a baby alien to sleep?","punchline":"You rocket.","id":124}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats are usually lefties. Studies indicate that their left paw is typically their dominant paw.","length":110}
{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a joke about construction?","punchline":"Nah, I'm still working on it.","id":151}
{"type":"standard","title":"D III 88","displaytitle":"D III 88","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1156307","titles":{"canonical":"D_III_88","normalized":"D III 88","display":"D III 88"},"pageid":42871551,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/D_III_88_%28film_poster%29.png","width":297,"height":335},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/D_III_88_%28film_poster%29.png","width":297,"height":335},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1256006376","tid":"15bbc601-9d3c-11ef-a534-d1df72ea0bde","timestamp":"2024-11-07T19:11:26Z","description":"1939 film by Herbert Maisch and Hans Bertram","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D_III_88","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D_III_88?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D_III_88?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:D_III_88"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/D_III_88","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/D_III_88","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/D_III_88?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:D_III_88"}},"extract":"D III 88 is a 1939 German drama film directed by Herbert Maisch and Hans Bertram, the latter also having co-written the script. It stars Christian Kayßler, Otto Wernicke and Heinz Welzel. It was made as a propaganda film with the support of Luftwaffe chief Hermann Göring, and was the last of a series of Nazi aviation films to be made before the outbreak of World War II. It was one of the most commercially successful films released during the Nazi era. It was praised by Joseph Goebbels as \"an irreproachable film of national destiny\". The title, referring to the registration number of the Fokker Dr.I flown by one of the characters in World War I, was an attempt to re-inforce the propaganda link between the modern Luftwaffe and that of World War I. A sequel, Battle Squadron Lützow, was made in 1941.","extract_html":"
D III 88 is a 1939 German drama film directed by Herbert Maisch and Hans Bertram, the latter also having co-written the script. It stars Christian Kayßler, Otto Wernicke and Heinz Welzel. It was made as a propaganda film with the support of Luftwaffe chief Hermann Göring, and was the last of a series of Nazi aviation films to be made before the outbreak of World War II. It was one of the most commercially successful films released during the Nazi era. It was praised by Joseph Goebbels as \"an irreproachable film of national destiny\". The title, referring to the registration number of the Fokker Dr.I flown by one of the characters in World War I, was an attempt to re-inforce the propaganda link between the modern Luftwaffe and that of World War I. A sequel, Battle Squadron Lützow, was made in 1941.
"}{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 3 eyelids.","length":20}
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